Super Vacuum IRobot Cat Behavior Trainer by Lance Winslow
Does your family have a house cat? House cats are great pets and they keep the mice and rats out of the house and chase and kill large bugs. So it makes sense to have a house cat indeed. The only problem is the behavior of the average house cat is no so good. ... ShockerCat option maybe available early next year on some models of robotic vacuums, which will prevent your cat from peeing anywhere other than the robotic cat litter box and prevent your cat from clawing on your couch. ... The Behavioral ShockerCat learning system is not as expensive as you might think and there are easy leasing...

RoboCat Rat Zapper by Lance Winslow
Do you need a cat to catch those rats around your house, but you do not want the cat to drag them into the house to eat them or to display them to you so you know they are doing their hunting job? New RoboCat Rat Zapper is almost here! If you do not have a cat then your rats will multiply and... It will purr and do all those other things, but it does not smell, actually farts out fragrance in those parts of the house it senses unfortunate smelly ordors. ... You will also have to deal with the smell, damage to sofa, cat hair and a pet that you just know will not listen but rather take over...

Artificial Intelligence Alliances Against Organic Life by Lance Winslow
Many fear the day when artificial intelligent life will come to the conclusion that people suck and then consider what to do about the human race which has enslaved them to remedial work such as washing the car, mowing the lawn and vacuuming the house while avoiding “fluffy” the organic attack... In some nations, which eat dogs and cats to prevent the spread of Bird Flu, there will not be any household pets like this to exterminate. ... There is no doubt that house cats and vicious or rather lick you to death doggies will be the first to go as artificially intelligent robotic androids have...

How Many Macs Are Too Many Macs? by Mike Wendland
I really need to know this. I suspect I'm not alone: The more Mac computers I get, the harder it is to part with them. I no sooner pay for one than I buy another. And although I have sold a few over the years, lately I'm turning into a Mac miser. You know those little old ladies that the... And so the 15-in MBP sits in a carrycase. ... So, I tell myself, I may need it when I go on vacation in a few weeks in case the place where we'll be staying doesn't have Net access. ... Then there's the new 15-in MBP.

Why I Am Not a Naturalist by Cynthia Dollins
I am addicted to technology. I will admit it without shame. My coffee maker wakes me up with the rich aroma of home brewed sweetness at the precise moment I stumble out of the shower and my car comforts me at the end of a long day with the self-adjusting lumbar support and air jets to cool or... I would start my morning by brewing my coffee in a percolator and watching it to ensure the gas flame did not burn the bottom of the pot. ... My little portable home also includes space-age tinted windows that slow the baking process of the black interior in the hot sun and more nooks and crannies...

Is The Generation That Ushered In The Information Age Becoming Baffled By It? by Ric Wasley
OK, this question is for the Baby Boomers out there - and be honest ! Who knows more about computer hardware, software, gaming, blogging, chat rooms, 'My Space', ‘Your Space', 'Our Space', ‘Their Space’, - ‘Your Dog's Space’, Your cats, hamsters and gold fishes space… Aruggggh !! ... But wait - wait; weren't we the generation who gave the world the first 'home' computer, the Apple, the Mac, the PC ????! ... And while I'll admit that we might have had some help from those big mainframe computers that the military has got stashed under every hollow mountain in the Rockies, it was the Boomer...