Should Artificial Intelligent Robots Be Able to Tell Jokes? by Lance Winslow
There are obviously degrees of intelligence and if we are to call human beings, intelligent and I hear some people laughing in the background as I say this, but if we use the human brain as our model to design artificial intelligent robots then, well we have our work cut out for us. ... I was more considering that as humans have companion artificial intelligent robots, android assistants, the human must bond with the artificial intelligent robot and there needs to be an attempt to keep things on a level playing field of respect.

The Artificial Intelligent Robotic Android Paradox; If You Think, Then You Are, I Think by Lance Winslow
Renée Descartes made the famous quote; I Think Therefore I Am. If we consider this further then we have to observe the truth about you and others that we see. If they think then they are and what we see is something real. But how can we know? In a far-off future there will be artificially... Does it matter if a human thought something or an artificially intelligent android robot thought something? ... And if the humans cannot think as well as the artificially intelligent robotic android, and a human's total existence is based on their thoughts, then someday the robotic android will realize...

Artificial Intelligence and Joke Telling Robotic Androids by Lance Winslow
We know that humans bond in many ways. Often while sharing a common event of adversity in which they over come something. Sometimes thru laughter, jest or a humorous event? What if we could program artificial intelligent robotic androids to seek out anomalous events and spin them into jokes and... Impossible is a funny word, as 200 years ago someone might say that an artificial intelligent robot was impossible, but I do not think anyone is saying this now. ... Some say this is impossible to program into an artificial intelligent machine?

Robots and Artificial Intelligence With a Sense of Humor? by Lance Winslow
Is it possible to make an artificial intelligent robotic android assistant with a sense of humor? How about one which could come up with an original joke on its own? Wow, that is certainly pushing the realm and current paradigm in artificial intelligence isn’t it? ... The artificial intelligent android robot must be convincible and treated as equal, respected and trusted, and therefore camaraderie is needed and advisable. ... This should be possible considering the search and retrieval capabilities needed for operation of an artificial intelligent android.

ABC and Alphabet Learning of Artificial Intelligence by Lance Winslow
Have you ever noticed that sometimes humans in conversation or writing will simply come up with a new word to describe something? You know like an invent-a-word? Of course we know that when humans do this that they do so from looking for a word to express a thought, yet cannot find the right... But how can we teach a robot or an artificial intelligent machine to do this? ... Well there are some artificial intelligent machines which are being taught human languages and symbols, letters to read and spell and even communicate and you might be surprised to find out that they are able to indeed...

Pleasing Images and Artificial Intelligence Theory by Lance Winslow
Much work is currently being done in the scientific community to fuse non-human or artificial intelligence into a mold, which will be accepted by their human counterparts. You might understand that a soon to be or someday inferior human may be a little upset working along side an advanced robot... The future of these psychological truths will be evident also in Artificial Intelligent Robot Androids mimicking human behavior and adjusting to personalities. ... A recent study from the University of Riverside in California not only confirms advertising theory, but says the exact same thing...

Data Fusion in Artificial Intelligent Machines by Lance Winslow
Once an artificial intelligent program is set up in a computer or robot with a computer brain, it must then be given a memory or data sets, which it will use thru decision matrixes to arrive at decisions. If robotic assistants are to become all that Isaac Asimov predicted in his Sci Fi works and... Human bonding and personal social interaction includes joking, teasing and embellishment of stories. ... If you will observe next time you are at a BBQ, coffee shop or even at a parts counter at a company you will see such human interaction taking place and we must insure that such programming...

Choosing a Clone or a Robot Dog? by Lance Winslow
Our pets do not live forever and unfortunately they die after becoming so close to us. There are several companies now producing artificial intelligent robotic dogs for our much needed companionship. Within the next decade or so, they will become so real you may even forget they are robots. ... And it better to compete with the ever increasing viability of artificial intelligent pet models, which require no food and do not leave anything extra to pick up around the yard. ... Artificial Intelligence” the robotic teddy bear was a “Super Toy.” In the movie; “iRobot” the robotic trucks...

Artificial Intelligence and Human Recognition Mirroring Errors by Lance Winslow
Today we are building robots and computers, which mirror humans and can interact with them. This works very well for many things and can assist humans in accepting their computer or robotic assistant counterparts. Unfortunately when computers attempt to decipher text and meaning and then... But if such an artificial intelligent system delivers garbage due to shoddy programming and less than intelligent people putting in the input, then it will not suffice or solve the problem of tricking the individual, enhancing readership or convincing anyone of anything.

Robotic Food Servers Need Food Grade Lubricants by Lance Winslow
Robots are quickly replacing manufacturing workers in modern factories. They do not go on strike, call in sick or sue for breaking fingernails. No Unions to deal with, no negotiation and all of these things mean greater profits for the company and quicker return on investment in capital outlays... Yes the world is going robotic, are you ready for an Artificial Intelligent Robotic Run McDonalds in a town near you? ... Carwashes have long sense been advocates of robotic tunnel systems to clean cars and there is more to follow, as soon your car will be dried by a Robot replica of a human...